1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,401 previously on popular... 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:03,535 What's wrong? 3 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,771 Quit the musical And play at homecoming. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,472 Coach says if we make A good show at the game... 5 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:10,242 You should be in the musical. You're the actor, not me. 6 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:12,243 You would have someone to blame For your problems, 7 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:13,978 When your problem, sam, Is yourself. 8 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:17,482 Now that you've ended Cheerleaders and my relationship With my boyfriend, 9 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,484 Maybe you can find time To grab some therapy. 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,852 You need it. 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:27,092 [male newscaster] a wind advisory is in effect until the end of this week 12 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,194 for all viewing areas. 13 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,963 the havoc-wreaking santa ana winds 14 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,965 are traditionally accompanied by a feeling of chaos, 15 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,634 confusion, and unexpected romantic entanglements. 16 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,636 those in the way of the winds 17 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,205 are advised to protect themselves 18 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,341 by wearing windbreakers and chastity belts. 19 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,481 Is this the first musical You've directed, ms. Ross, 20 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,352 And, if so, how do you intend To invest it with your vision? 21 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,754 I don't have a vision. I have a mortgage. 22 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,889 So, 23 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:01,660 You're saying you took on this Assignment solely for the cash? 24 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:05,764 Look. I know what went down With you and my predecessor. 25 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:08,300 I never asked Mr. Vincent to... 26 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,634 Sam, I like you. 27 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:12,937 You got spunk. But I also like my dental plan. 28 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,774 You twist my words, I lose My job, next thing I know, 29 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:19,944 I'm giving myself a root canal With a rusty screwdriver. 30 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,280 Okay. 31 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,948 Gina, Is josh ford here yet? 32 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,284 I'm here. 33 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:27,953 You're late. Prioritize, mr. Ford. 34 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,288 Sorry. Gina. 35 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:32,157 Where are My other actors? 36 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,793 Oh, freshmen! 37 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,263 I need another body onstage. 38 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,265 Oh, I only came To do the article. 39 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,834 Cokie roberts did not ascend To great heights 40 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,836 Because she was afraid Of ted koppel's chair. 41 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,838 Go. Now. Hurry. 42 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,343 Thank you. 43 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,847 Sit on your stump, Mr. Ford. 44 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,416 What stump? 45 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,183 The one in your imagination. 46 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,519 Use the chair. 47 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,686 Who's she playing? 48 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,022 Your daughter, Who you love and adore 49 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,057 And will be sitting On your right knee. 50 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,793 Okay. I really need To get ready for class. 51 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:12,831 So do I, cokie, So let's not waste Precious time. Gina! 52 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,733 Give me a sunset. 53 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:22,941 Why are you here anyway? 54 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,943 I'm doing a feature For the paper. 55 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,846 Great. You gonna try And get them to cut The drama budget, too? 56 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,714 You have a question, mr. Ford? 57 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,850 Um, yeah. 58 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,920 I was wondering what it means In the song when it says, "With verve." 59 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,957 It means somebody Should be clapping at the end Besides your parents. 60 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,660 Right. No problem. 61 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,995 And... 62 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,167 [♪♪ singing in french] 63 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,910 Cokie, get back on the stump. 64 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,912 Mm-mm. No. I-I-I can't. 65 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,848 I-- I've got to go. I'm sorry. 66 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,300 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 67 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,802 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 68 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,440 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 69 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,542 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 70 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,044 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 71 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,480 ♪ 'cause if you do then, baby ♪ 72 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,449 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 73 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,118 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 74 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:44,088 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 75 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:53,432 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 76 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,378 What? Okay, When did this happen? 77 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,014 Like two minutes ago. 78 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,650 Are you sure that it wasn't His keys or a fanny pack 79 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,518 Or a really big zipper? 80 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,921 Carmen, I was on his lap. It arose. 81 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:16,955 Wow! 82 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,057 So do you think josh Is into you? 83 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,793 Are you insane? No, no, no. 84 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,729 If you're still looking For a way to make brooke Lie under a bus, 85 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,130 This was choice. 86 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,833 Carmen, this was A total accident. Okay. 87 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:32,303 But you should hang low For a while, because brooke And them are freaking out 88 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,706 About that editorial, And if she heard about this... 89 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,342 No, she's not going To hear about this. 90 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,910 Why would I say anything? 91 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,645 Yeah. 92 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,646 Right? Right. 93 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,681 Oh, okay. 94 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,749 Nic, it's been, like, 46 hours, 95 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,751 And josh still won't Speak to me. 96 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,787 He thinks I'm this Cold, heartless witch. 97 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,289 Oh, please! Your heart's The size of a cantaloupe. 98 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,625 However, you could work On the climate control. 99 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,359 What do you mean? 100 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,728 Let's face it, b. 101 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,230 Your dial's set on "Tundra," And take it from me, 102 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,666 Sometimes it doesn't hurt To give off a little heat. 103 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,102 I give off heat. Don't I? 104 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,604 Sure you do. 105 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,939 But if you want your honey To hit speed dial, 106 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,941 You may want to lose A few accessories. 107 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,275 Like your bra. 108 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,081 Wow. You and josh. 109 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,417 I mean, that is so... Toaster in the tub. 110 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:20,852 But I could see it. 111 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,854 What? No, no, you can't. 112 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,355 He's a walking steroid. 113 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,390 I wouldn't touch him With a toilet brush. 114 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,560 And besides, josh ford Would never like... 115 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,794 Brooke, wait up. 116 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,163 Carmen, promise me You won't say anything. 117 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,366 But... Shh, shh. 118 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:38,370 If you need me to carry Your underwear in my purse, It's not a problem. 119 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,774 What are you looking at? 120 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,076 Come on, carm. 121 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,411 Hurry, carm. 122 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,513 Madame muckraker needs you to Proofread her latest diatribe. 123 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:51,583 What'll it be this week, mucky? 124 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,752 Maybe the lunch lady With the harelip, 125 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,254 'cause you ain't bringing The cheerleading squad down. 126 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,389 The mary cherry foundation Has already stepped in 127 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,426 To keep the glamazons in a style To which we are accustomed. 128 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,861 Thank you. 129 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,863 Okay. What do you think? 130 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,531 Any warmer? 131 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,901 Oh... You are A spherical miracle. 132 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,269 Great. 133 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,072 Okay, two ice cubes, And we're in business. Yeah! 134 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,407 Do you want to toss In your opinion, too, 135 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,577 Or do I have to wait and read it In the school paper? 136 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:21,480 Please. Like she would know What turns a guy's head. 137 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,315 Come on. 138 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,287 I know it's in here. 139 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,189 Skip it. I'll just wear this. 140 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,891 Why the sudden hat fetish? 141 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,393 Haircut victim. Really? 142 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,127 Can I see it? Sure. 143 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,463 When I'm a senior. Is that a uniform? 144 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,665 No. And a hairnet? 145 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,433 Give it to me. Whoa. 146 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:45,003 Give it to me. When did you start Working at mr. Cluck's? 147 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,371 Knock it off. It's only temporary. 148 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,374 They're the only place hiring. It got my mother off my back. 149 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,811 And I might be able To do some good there. 150 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:55,513 You've been boycotting Poultry products since You had training wheels. 151 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,116 Okay. Your point? Isn't working At a chicken shack 152 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,318 Just a little hypocritical? No. 153 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:03,722 Not if I'm on the inside Pushing side dishes. 154 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,725 Norma rae started out Sweeping lint. 155 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,059 Of course. 156 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,461 Oh, geez. 157 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,730 That is scary. 158 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,131 It's not that bad. 159 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,332 Harrison. 160 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,200 Nice haircut. 161 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,702 [giggling] 162 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,539 Okay. Give me the cap. Now. 163 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,341 [bell ringing] 164 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,076 Oh! 165 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,646 About what happened In play practice... 166 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,648 I don't know what You're talking about. 167 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,983 Yeah, well, I think it Should just be our secret. 168 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,118 Okay? Just between us. 169 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,520 Fine. 170 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,656 You didn't tell Anybody, did you? No. 171 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,190 No. Okay. 172 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,358 Okay. Thanks. 173 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,393 Yeah. Okay. 174 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,531 You will encounter This term frequently. 175 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,234 Greek mythology Is full of characters who... 176 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,401 [door opens] 177 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:54,705 Make the mistake Of angering the gods. 178 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,108 Whenever a mortal dares 179 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,744 To challenge The established hierarchy, 180 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,512 He or she 181 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,682 Suffer for their hubris. 182 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,384 Now, who can give me an example 183 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,387 Of a character who was punished For excessive pride? 184 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,922 Miss ferrara? 185 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,423 Yes? What? 186 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,093 Um... What was the question? 187 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,629 Miss julian, can you Help miss ferrara? 188 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,865 [scoffs] Not without a bucket of spackle. 189 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,200 [students laughing] 190 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,402 Just kidding, carm. You know you rock my world. 191 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,405 Let's save the reconciliations For mother love, shall we? 192 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,472 Anyone else? 193 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,241 What about icarus? 194 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,943 What about him? 195 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,045 Well, he had A lot of that hubris. 196 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,048 His daddy warned him not to fly Too close to the sun, 197 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,317 'cause that was territory Reserved for the gods. 198 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:43,622 But he paid big daddy no mind And ended up frying Like a hush puppy. 199 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,225 Well, actually, his wings melted And he plunged into the sea, 200 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:51,095 But thank you, mary cherry, For that kentucky fried twist. 201 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,464 Any other examples? 202 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,467 In many of their tales, The ancient greeks tell us 203 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,803 That arrogance Is a dangerous trait. 204 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,440 No matter how much power Any mortal achieves, 205 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:05,276 He or she will Ultimately be humbled 206 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:08,680 By something larger And much more powerful. 207 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,514 In other words, 208 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,484 You dare to strive With the gods, 209 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,887 You will be destroyed. 210 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,965 ♪ the look ♪ 211 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,300 ♪ of love ♪ 212 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,904 ♪ is in your eyes ♪ 213 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,906 [woman speaking french] 214 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,841 [repeating french phrase] 215 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,377 This is the language Of romance. 216 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,379 Do not butcher. 217 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,682 [speaking french] 218 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,817 [repeating in french] 219 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,086 Ah, tres bien. Tres bien. 220 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,789 Turn to the person On your left and practice The conversation. 221 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,656 ♪ the look of love ♪ 222 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:58,663 ♪ is saying so much more than just words could ever say ♪ 223 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,032 Weird, huh? 224 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,867 Twice in one day? 225 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,039 [speaking french] 226 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,943 [mangled french] 227 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,886 [mangled french] 228 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,663 [speaking french fluently] 229 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,199 [fluent french] 230 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:49,514 ♪♪ [disco] 231 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,888 Dance. Dance! 232 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,624 You're in love. 233 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,501 [needle scratches record] 234 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,271 In your dreams, mucky! 235 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:50,341 [phone ringing] 236 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,714 Hello. what do you think you're doing? 237 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,916 why aren't you washing the breasts? What? 238 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,351 I want those breasts squeaky clean... Is this josh? 239 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:04,122 Isn't somebody here Supposed to be On biscuit count? 240 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,923 I'm on break. 241 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,126 Your break ended 11 seconds ago. 242 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,795 Or did we miss The part of orientation Where we discussed breaks? 243 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,831 I already counted The biscuits. 244 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,566 They're all there, okay? 245 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,736 Well, somebody parked The biscuit bin Next to the grill. 246 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,638 Would that be you? 247 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,341 I don't remember. Does it matter? 248 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,477 It does if you want To keep your biscuits Soft and fluffy. 249 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,912 Soft and fluffy Is mr. Cluck's way. 250 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,186 [carmen's voice] listen, lily, I promised I wouldn't say anything, 251 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,688 and you have to swear, swear, swear 252 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,757 this won't go any further. 253 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,526 ms. Ross made sam sit on josh ford's lap 254 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,228 during rehearsal this morning, 255 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,798 and j.F. Sprung a major pup tent. 256 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,933 at first I thought sam was exaggerating, 257 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,469 but then I saw j.F. staring at her in class, 258 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,471 and it wasn't an evil stare. 259 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,540 it was more like, "Hey, you're the first person besides cammie diaz 260 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,743 who's done that to me before 9:00 a.M." 261 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,347 and the more I think about it, the more I wish sam and josh would get together. 262 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,849 I mean, just to shake things up and, like, 263 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,617 end this stupid war. 264 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,690 [alarm sounding, faint] 265 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,992 Oh, no. 266 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,274 [mary cherry] obviously his compass points in other directions, 267 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,742 but sam mcpherson is not even on the map. 268 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,445 Ooh, I gotta run. I'll meet you at the stairs. 269 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,081 How ya doin', brooky? 270 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,783 I'm so sorry. 271 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,822 Brooke. 272 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,957 Even if everyone knows, No one's ever gonna believe it. 273 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,160 Do you want me to run out And get you something? 274 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,262 Like xanax or valium? 275 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,565 Or prozac? But prozac You have to take For, like, a week. 276 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,668 No, no, I... I don't need prozac, nic. 277 00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,304 I'm... I'm fine. 278 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,639 Um... 279 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:05,309 You know, I just... I just need To be alone right now, okay? 280 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:07,979 You sure? 281 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,513 Yeah, I'm sure. 282 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,250 So then he turns to me And he says, 283 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,819 "We handle our chicken parts With love and respect." 284 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,455 What a freak. 285 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,526 Total. He's had it in For me since the second I came through the door. 286 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,528 Why? [boy] Rocket launcher. 287 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,597 I don't know. Maybe because I don't have to sound out words 288 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,932 While reading The mr. Cluck's handbook. 289 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,135 The chickens they're serving Are smarter than the staff. 290 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,405 More important question. Is there something Hanging out of my nose? 291 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,974 No. Why? 292 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,309 Uh... Oh, my god. 293 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,745 [lily] What is that about? 294 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,914 Yo, sam. Wanna check out my lap? 295 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,951 Did I miss something? 296 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,353 Oh... Hey. 297 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,290 Have you seen carmen? I think she's Looking for you. 298 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,292 Yeah, I bet she is. 299 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,029 Did you not Get the e-mail? 300 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,931 No, I was busy Reparking a biscuit bin. 301 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,534 What the hell is going on? 302 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,842 Carmen? 303 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,346 [sighs] 304 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,014 Wait. 305 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,384 You have something You want to say to me? 306 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,186 'cause you can keep Avoiding me, 307 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,054 But we will have This conversation. 308 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,824 What do you want me to say? 309 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,993 You know, um, 310 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,497 Josh and I, we go back A long, long time, 311 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,534 And we may fight now and then, But we do have an understanding. 312 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,903 No matter how thirsty Either one of us gets, 313 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,272 We don't drink Out of the toilet. 314 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,709 Maybe you should ask your friend Josh why he's so thirsty. 315 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,545 [bell ringing] 316 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,917 [carmen thinking] does he know? 317 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,055 does he know I'm linda tripp? 318 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,600 Sam... Turn around, ferrara. 319 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,938 Sam, it was A total accident. 320 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,543 I was never gonna send it. I wrote the e-mail to myself, And maybe lily. 321 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,245 Turn around, ferrara. 322 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,548 The organism We studied last week 323 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,085 Is actually less evolved Than the paramecium. 324 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,387 If you read the chapter, 325 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,257 You would know where exactly The paramecium falls On the food chain. 326 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,892 You'd also know... 327 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,295 Can you switch places With me? Mm-hmm. 328 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,463 Thanks. 329 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,964 ...Has much in common With the single-cell amoeba. 330 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,833 As for cell Replication, 331 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,569 The paramecium will Often divide into twos... How's it going? 332 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,605 Uh, hi. 333 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,475 Despite the pain, It feels nothing, Much like my mother. 334 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:55,546 ♪ pretty baby I love your eyes ♪ 335 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,981 ♪ oh pretty baby ♪ 336 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,752 [needle scratches record] Don't hide the do. Looks good on us. 337 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,787 [students laughing] By heating the solution, 338 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,990 We're able to study The thermodynamic effects On the organism. 339 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,826 Miss glass, sir. 340 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,962 Before we delve into The fascinating life Of the paramecium, 341 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,932 May I ask A biologically related question? 342 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,600 Shoot. 343 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,537 Is it possible For a male member of the species 344 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,439 To control an erection, 345 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,342 Or is that Strictly involuntary? 346 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,944 Which species Are we inquiring about? 347 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,879 Well, mostly boys. 348 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,014 Teenage boys. 349 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,816 The human male Can experience 350 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,286 A reflex erection, Or a spontaneous erection. 351 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,322 The reflex Usually results 352 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,192 From direct stimulation Of the genitalia. 353 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,560 A spontaneous erection 354 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,463 Can be elicited By psychogenic fantasy 355 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,132 Or other factors Purely physiological. 356 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,968 There are any number Of variables 357 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:55,038 That could make it Very difficult to keep The bull in the barn. 358 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,409 Now, can we get back To the paramecium? 359 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:02,746 Hey, brooke. She left out The "I can't help being A slut" factor. 360 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,156 [mary screams] What the hell's Going on back there? 361 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,158 Mary cherry's burner Just flared. 362 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,760 Her eyebrows are gone. 363 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,060 Awesome. 364 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,334 Oh, my god! Am I blind? 365 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,669 Why is everything So white? 366 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,671 Because you're staring At my lab coat. 367 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,341 You're fine, cherry, Just slightly singed. 368 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,177 All right, people, Back to work. Show's over. 369 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,546 Awesome. Stop it. 370 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,518 I don't believe you. Why would she lie? 371 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,553 I don't know. Probably 'cause she... 372 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,389 Closest thing she's ever going To get to the real thing. 373 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,857 Whatever. 374 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,161 Look. Maybe This whole thing happened 375 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,731 Because... My hormones Are on edge, okay? 376 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,966 Maybe your hormones Are on edge 377 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,469 Because somebody wanted To be alone for a while. 378 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,038 Not anymore. Brooke, look at me. 379 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,907 What? 380 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,909 I want to be with you. 381 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,412 I've always wanted To be with you. 382 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,614 That's why I've waited. 383 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,116 Well... Well, What do we do now? 384 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,287 I say we do it today. I'll come over Straight after practice. 385 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,456 We'll do it at 4:20. 386 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,558 I've missed you, brooke. 387 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,568 If you're into The shopping mode, 388 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:34,638 Allow me to introduce you to my New line of fashion accessories: Buttocks bolos. 389 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,140 Get those out of my face Before I make you eat them. 390 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,047 Sorry. 391 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,416 Sorry's not gonna Reconnect this head 392 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,519 To those abs, loser! 393 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,456 [sighs] 394 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,991 [passes gas] 395 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,263 [snickering] 396 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,802 Either you start talking, Or I start flushing. 397 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,171 But I only asked that question To protect brooke. 398 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,008 I wanted everyone to know That josh's situation 399 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,377 Had nothing to do With who was on his lap. 400 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,614 My grandmama told me that Many men have that same reaction 401 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,181 To a cinnamon bun. 402 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,784 Besides, why would josh crave Some frigid little virgin 403 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,787 When he's got brooke? 404 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,925 [nicole] Hey, brooky? 405 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,829 Now look what You've done, scarface. 406 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,339 Hey, come on, brooky. You can't let this crush you. 407 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,441 And take everything latoya says With a giant salt lick. 408 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,476 That's not what I'm upset about. 409 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,811 Then what is it? 410 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,415 [brooke sighs] Are you and josh Really over? 411 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,485 Check back with me in two Hours and seven minutes. 412 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,720 What's happening then? We're doing it. 413 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,222 Good. 414 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,793 For the first time. 415 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,530 Wait. What do you mean? 416 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,566 You mean, you and josh Have never... 417 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,034 I have the day and time Marked down on my filofax. 418 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,836 I lied. 419 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,471 I'm sorry. 420 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,908 Well, that's okay. 421 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,109 Really? 422 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,611 Yeah. 423 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,546 Well, look. 424 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,514 If you need, like, Any pointers... 425 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,550 I can always ask Sam mcpherson. 426 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,586 I was gonna suggest me, 427 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:32,289 But if you'd rather talk To mary tyler whore, That's okay, too. 428 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,391 [sighs] 429 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:38,662 So how pathetic would it be To say I'm a little scared Right now? 430 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,197 That's not pathetic. 431 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,838 [bell ringing] 432 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,885 Okay, sugar d. 433 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,455 You don't even deserve This tidbit, but... 434 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,857 I cherish you way Too much to withhold. 435 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,659 Secrets, that is. 436 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,829 Josh and brooke Are virgins. 437 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,365 It's true. I just heard it. 438 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,742 They're virgins. Tell everybody. 439 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,181 Hey. 440 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,917 Is it okay if I sit With you guys? 441 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,519 I'm going outside. 442 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,355 Okay, sam. Never mind. I'll just sit over here. 443 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,029 It's gonna take a long time For this to go away, isn't it? 444 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,298 Yeah. [sighs] 445 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,735 I'm beginning to see Why this school only Stocks plastic knives. 446 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,604 You don't have to defend me. 447 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,608 They weren't even Talking about you. 448 00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,543 Mary cherry just announced That kennedy's king and queen 449 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:01,812 Are virgins. 450 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,514 I'm not even surprised. 451 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,184 My barbie and ken were missing Those important parts, too. 452 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,152 Brooke and josh? 453 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,587 No way! 454 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,496 Check it out, carm? 455 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,964 Emory, those are disgusting. Please go away! 456 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,966 Nicole doesn't think so. 457 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,968 She just bought two. 458 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,705 Really? Mm-hmm. 459 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:34,111 So, at 4:00, I'm gonna be Telling coach that I'm gonna Be taking a makeup test. 460 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,414 You gotta back me up On this. Okay? Whatever. 461 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:39,583 Hey, I'm not exactly lying. I mean, I am making Something up. 462 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,884 It's just with brooke. 463 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,520 In the one subject Where I excel. 464 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,223 [laughing] 465 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,660 What? 466 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,996 You guys all think I'm into sam mcpherson now. 467 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,198 I can't believe this. You guys are acting like... 468 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,000 The only person Acting here is you. 469 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,401 What? 470 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,704 You want everybody To think you're the man? 471 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,239 Go to a chat room. 472 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:05,509 And stop dishing up sex tips When you've never even done it. 473 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,446 Everybody knows the scoop About you and brooke. 474 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:12,816 You know, what's been going on And what's not going on. 475 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,254 I'm not into covering For you anymore. 476 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:31,101 [grunts] 477 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,871 [sighs] Can we just Talk for a second? 478 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,374 We start talking, we're gonna Be back in school tomorrow In the same situation. 479 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:40,043 Do they seal these things With krazy glue, or what? 480 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,211 What situation? 481 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,717 Did you tell your friends That we were doing this today? 482 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,718 Yeah, right. I put up signs, brooke. 483 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,722 "What you heard today is true. Both j and b, the big v." 484 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,493 Everybody knows? 485 00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:57,995 How? Who told them? 486 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:58,996 Not me. 487 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,163 Oh, my god. 488 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,498 Oh, my god. 489 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,500 What are you doing? I'm calling nicole. 490 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:05,402 Call her later, brooke. 491 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:09,506 Do you think that I can Have sex when I have to deal With serious damage control? 492 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,574 Honey, no... 493 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,242 Will you stop! 494 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,945 This is not about you just... 495 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,415 Rushing across some line to do A little dance in the end zone. 496 00:25:18,483 --> 00:25:21,051 Okay? Just... Just go. 497 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,220 Just go. Come on. Get out. 498 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,359 Uh, hi. 499 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:31,629 Are you looking for somebody? 500 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,965 Brooke and I just had A huge fight. Can I come in? 501 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,367 Y-yeah. Yeah. 502 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:56,386 Do you want to sit? No, I'm not staying long. 503 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:59,690 Okay. Um... So, how are you? 504 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:02,926 How am I? You ruined my life! 505 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:04,261 Okay. 506 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,063 This whole thing started 507 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,431 Because you couldn't keep One stupid secret. 508 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,600 I... I only told One person. 509 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:13,937 How'd you know About me and brooke? Or was that a lucky guess? 510 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,239 That did not come from me. I didn't know. 511 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,175 Now you got a great story To follow your lead. 512 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,210 It's not a crime To be a virgin. 513 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:22,212 Yeah, not for you. People would expect that. 514 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:28,418 Look, I didn't... Mean that. That didn't come out right. 515 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,120 It's okay. 516 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,422 No, it's not. 517 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,357 Ah... 518 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,426 [groans] My life 519 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,628 Is just a total Disaster area right now. 520 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,265 My parents, they're at Each other's throats. 521 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,267 My best friend thinks I'm a mega-fraud. 522 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,535 My girlfriend Just kicked me out of her house. 523 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,771 Look, I'm... Really sorry. 524 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,208 Yeah. 525 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,278 What's that doing here? 526 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,414 Oh, it... I... Th-that's mine. 527 00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,549 It... I just... 528 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,452 Brought to show mr. Grant Some layout ideas. 529 00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:04,454 Did you go to Ocean park elementary? 530 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:07,925 We were in the same class. 531 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,260 I don't remember you. 532 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,696 Yeah. Well... 533 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,932 We hung out in different crowds. 534 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,801 [josh] God, I haven't look At this thing in two years. 535 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,903 Don't you ever wonder What happened to some Of these people? 536 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,439 I see most of them Every day. Oh, yeah, right. 537 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:25,943 No, I mean the ones that moved Away, or teachers and stuff. 538 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,477 [passes gas] 539 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,983 Welcome to mr. Cluck's. May I take your order? 540 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:36,453 I'm gonna have A three-piece combo And a super-saver lemonade. 541 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,856 Did you want chicken In that combo? 542 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,091 Isn't that what I'm getting pieces of? 543 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,426 Well, I could give you Extra side dishes. 544 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,495 There's cole slaw, Spicy cole slaw, 545 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,697 Extra spicy cole slaw. I want the chicken. 546 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,800 Okay. Fine. 547 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:53,871 As long as you're aware That most poultry is raised 548 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:56,039 In dark, waste-ridden cages, 549 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,408 Where it's force-fed Hormones and antibiotics. 550 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,444 Excuse me, sir. Uh, pilar? 551 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,847 Get this gentleman a t.P.C. And s.S. Lemon, stat. 552 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:06,049 Yes, sir. Let me speak to you, please. 553 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,384 What are you doing? 554 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:09,386 Taking orders. No, clearly That's the one thing 555 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:11,889 You don't know how to do! 556 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:14,624 Who do you think you are? An enlightened human being. 557 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,860 If you want, I can Bring in literature... No, I don't want. 558 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,797 You were not hired to educate. You were hired to serve chicken. 559 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,965 There are other items On the menu. I was... 560 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,301 Which are served with chicken! 561 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,869 Now, go apologize To that gentleman. 562 00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:28,038 For what? 563 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,507 Opening his eyes To the unchecked cruelties 564 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,076 Of the meatpacking Industry? 565 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,476 You know what? 566 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,545 Not only are you Going to apologize, 567 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,848 You're gonna eat this While you apologize. 568 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,183 [customer] Look, it's okay, really. 569 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:43,186 I could probably use A little roughage anyhow. 570 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,194 I apologize, sir. 571 00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:52,229 The chicken here is... 572 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,466 Very tasty. 573 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,877 News flash. 574 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:10,113 This margarita mix-- 48 grams per serving. 575 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,849 I say we moisten our fingers In the tequila 576 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,252 And then dip them Into the pouch. 577 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:19,022 Okay, honey, You've got to get a grip. 578 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,725 If josh ford was dumb Enough to trade down, Then let the loser go. 579 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:26,096 Let's toast to you finding Yourself a dishy senior 580 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,931 With a friend. 581 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,499 Mm-hmm. 582 00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:33,070 Cheers. Mm-hmm. 583 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,439 Come on. Let's drink up. 584 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,915 Claudia sills. Wow. 585 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,919 Didn't she, like, move To michigan or something? 586 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,954 Yeah, lucky for me. 587 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:54,825 I thought you two were... No, we were. 588 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:58,161 Until stacy brivic's "Seven minutes in heaven" party. You remember that? 589 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,430 I wasn't invited. 590 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,832 It came time For my seven minutes, right? 591 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,667 I was totally freaked. 592 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,170 I mean, I started... Warming up. 593 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,839 You know, practicing On her snoopy pillow. 594 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:13,410 I turn my head too fast, And snoopy's ear Gets caught on my braces. 595 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,948 I was so ready to be A sixth-grade dropout, You have no idea. 596 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,784 What about you? Did stuff like that Ever happen to you? 597 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,519 Yeah, all the time. 598 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,754 Yeah. 599 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,959 I remember once... 600 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:34,597 Writing a poem To this boy I liked. 601 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,634 My teacher Found it and... 602 00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,636 Made me read it out loud 603 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:42,505 And then tacked it up To the bulletin board. 604 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:45,309 That's not so bad. It was heinous. 605 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:50,313 That poem was private. 606 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:53,116 There was only one person I wanted to share it with. 607 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,817 So give it to him now. 608 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,354 No, I don't... I don't think so. 609 00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,523 Well, you should. I bet he'd love it. 610 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:04,361 Getting a poem from somebody, That's like... Deep. 611 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,897 You know, In a weird way, 612 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,899 That teacher did you A really huge favor. 613 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:13,303 I mean, you are A really good writer. 614 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,173 And what if you just kept Filling up all these notebooks 615 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:18,976 And no one Ever saw any of it? 616 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:22,245 I can't believe I lost 617 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,883 Both of the men in my life To these mcpherson women. 618 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:28,351 Who are these people? 619 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:32,489 Total e.S.O.C.'s. 620 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,258 E.S.O.C.'s? Mm-hmm. 621 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,859 What is that? 622 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,996 Eating stouffer's Out of the container. 623 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,663 [laughing] 624 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,665 Look up, and don't Start crying again, 625 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,601 'cause I ain't got nothin' For puffy. 626 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,537 I'm not gonna cry. Okay, look over there. 627 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,441 Why is he staring at us? 628 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:52,943 Who? 629 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,512 Him. 630 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,715 Pull the shade, pinhead! 631 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:01,618 Whatever! 632 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,955 You're so bad. 633 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:08,625 Hey, b, can I borrow Your leather jacket? My arms feel really fat. 634 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,561 Yes, of course you can. Thanks, b. 635 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:12,929 Okay. 636 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,997 You look so passion berry. 637 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,999 Thank you. You're welcome. 638 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,536 So do you. Thank you. 639 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,040 Could you come Down here, please? 640 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:27,110 Look, I know you Can hear me. Just... 641 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,446 Come down. 642 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,548 I want to ask you something. 643 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,951 Please? 644 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,296 You don't need to send that. [gasps, sighs] 645 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:47,965 Sam. God, you scared me. 646 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,000 Do you mind If I delete this? No, don't. 647 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:53,637 It is a retraction, And I am sending it to everyone Who got the evil e-mail. 648 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,972 Forget about it, okay? It's done. 649 00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:59,742 I just spent the last hour In the a.V. Room with josh ford. 650 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,844 Oh, my god. 651 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,846 This is all my fault. 652 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:06,316 Are you ever gonna forgive... You're never gonna forgive me. 653 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,151 What can I do? How about new boots? 654 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,288 Will you quit? I'm here to thank you. 655 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,190 Why? 656 00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:15,258 Carm, everything happens For a reason, right? 657 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:19,829 If you hadn't dropped That evil gummi worm, 658 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:23,099 Josh ford would have never Stepped foot into that office. 659 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,202 And you know what? 660 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:29,138 He's not... At all Who we thought he was. 661 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,742 So, um... 662 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,378 Do you like him? 663 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,213 Does this mean you and he... 664 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,381 No. 665 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,483 No, carm, we just talked. 666 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:41,884 Well... 667 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,488 You're welcome. 668 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,989 You know what's Going on, don't you? 669 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:49,793 I hear things. 670 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,266 Do you know where Your friend sam is right now? 671 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,403 She's with josh, My ex. 672 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,972 She's been planning this For a while, hasn't she? 673 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,441 Planning what? 674 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,711 Do you find her attractive? 675 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,713 Sam? Yeah, I guess. 676 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:12,149 I don't know. I don't really Look at her that way. 677 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,217 What about me? 678 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,320 Do you find me attractive? 679 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:23,192 Come on. I asked you a question. 680 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,697 Do... You... 681 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,567 Find... Me... 682 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,469 Attractive? 683 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,810 More attractive than sam? 684 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,914 What have you guys Been drinking? 685 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,450 Why can't you answer that? 686 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,187 I can. It's just... What? Huh? 687 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,255 Sam's a good friend. Yeah. 688 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,725 Yeah, I know. 689 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,527 Everybody loves sam. 690 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,864 Oh, no. I don't Feel so well. 691 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,739 Hey. What do you Think you're doing? 692 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,041 Helping her walk. 693 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,811 When did you go from being A peeping tom to a boy scout? 694 00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:17,280 Right about the time your friend Puked in a pricker bush. 695 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,317 Even talking about Sam mcpherson makes me hurl. 696 00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:22,419 Maybe next time you want To play cocktail waitress, 697 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:24,421 You'll let someone else Mix the drinks, huh? 698 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:28,825 Listen, sweetheart, I've got to run. 699 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:31,894 It's mom's bridge night, And if I'm not home To scoop melon balls, 700 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,930 I may lose Neiman-marcus privileges. 701 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:37,033 You plan on driving like that? 702 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:39,436 I guess not, officer friendly. 703 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,339 Wait. Where's she going? 704 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:44,341 You're not leaving, are you? 705 00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:46,876 Um, no, not if You don't want me to. 706 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:50,347 Stay here. I don't feel good. 707 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:57,320 ♪ hard as rock ♪ 708 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:01,591 ♪ you're solid as the ground ♪ 709 00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:17,173 Hey. 710 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:21,010 Do you know What time it is? 711 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,380 I told you I'd be A few minutes late. 712 00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:25,615 Why are you so upset? What happened? 713 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,651 Nothing happened. 714 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,487 Did they fire you? 715 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:34,323 No, no one fired me. I quit, okay? It just... 716 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:37,093 Why did you quit? Do you want a list? 717 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,063 I hope you have Another job waiting. 718 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:44,400 I'll find something, okay, And it won't require a hairnet. 719 00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:47,737 You told me that this was The only place hiring right now. 720 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:51,641 I know you want me to work. It's Just not gonna be here, okay? 721 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,810 I don't want you to work, lily. 722 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,812 I need you to work. 723 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,747 Why? Are we broke? 724 00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:03,853 How did that happen? 725 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,058 You want me To give you a list? 726 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:13,329 Lily, if you want To save the world, 727 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,897 Start with us. 728 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:27,710 ♪ I don't care if you're not here tonight ♪ 729 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:35,852 ♪ I don't care 'cause you are worth a fight ♪ 730 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,822 ♪ hard as rock ♪ 731 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:44,794 ♪ you're solid as the ground ♪ 732 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:48,665 ♪ well, I'm a constant rain ♪ 733 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:53,169 ♪ that's gonna wear you down ♪ 734 00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:04,581 ♪ I got my hands on the machinery ♪ 735 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:13,490 ♪ that turns the tide and brings you back to me ♪ 736 00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:17,327 ♪ you're not gone for good ♪ 737 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:21,598 ♪ 'cause you'll be back later ♪ 738 00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:25,935 You know, skin Does need to breathe. 739 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,770 Did you sleep In that thing? 740 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,006 I don't remember. Uh-huh. 741 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:34,143 Rumor has it you spent the night In brooke mcqueen's bedroom. 742 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,778 I did. 743 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,247 [imitates cat screeching] Wasn't exactly cinemax. 744 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:40,783 She was kinda unconscious. 745 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,852 Okay, help me out here. Where was I? 746 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:46,188 Entertaining josh ford. Care to share with the class? 747 00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:48,691 Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. No. Mm-mm. 748 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,793 My lips are sealed. 749 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:55,532 Oh, look. Prince pup-tent awaits. 750 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,799 Go. 751 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,269 Hey. 752 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,805 Hey. I was this close To calling you this morning. 753 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:06,108 I'm trying to Translate this into french, And I'm doing a cruddy job. 754 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,545 What is this? It's a poem. 755 00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:10,880 Lyrics. Whatever. 756 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,149 I-- you sort of Inspired me last might. 757 00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:15,317 You wrote this? Yeah. 758 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,387 Well, sort of. 759 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,456 Uh... Not really. It's-- 760 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,458 I copied it off of One of my brother's albums. 761 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,196 Is this for you? 762 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:30,933 Well, I might get up the nerve To give it to someone, 763 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,703 So long as nobody posts it On the bulletin board first. 764 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,273 Yeah. 765 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,442 Oh. Hey. 766 00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:42,378 Hey. 767 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:43,513 Oh. 768 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:47,049 You're gonna have To check this out for me. 769 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,818 They won't let me Take anything out 770 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,587 Till I return That book on cher. 771 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:52,989 Okay. I'll catch up With you later. Okay. 772 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,993 Hey. 773 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,529 My dad said that when He got home last night 774 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,564 That you were sitting In our den reading. 775 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,100 You told him I got sick On a bad falafel? 776 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:05,802 Yeah, I did. 777 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,737 I didn't know-- No, it was smart. 778 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:11,307 He would've totally killed me If he knew the truth. 779 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,676 I'll never Do that one again. 780 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,444 Made a complete idiot Of myself. 781 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,346 No. You were just upset. 782 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,116 Yeah, but you didn't Have to stay with me. 783 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,251 Yeah, I know. It was fun. 784 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,888 Well, it wasn't fun for you. No. 785 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,424 It-- it's okay. 786 00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:31,427 Thanks a lot, harrison. 787 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,330 Bye. 788 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,370 Are you sure That's the right tense? Mm-hmm. 789 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,139 Why are you Translating this anyway? 790 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:46,442 I don't know. Everything Just sounds better in french. 791 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:47,610 It's more romantic. 792 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,614 Actually, I think it sounds Pretty hot in english. 793 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,684 Yeah? You're right. 794 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,220 Maybe I should just Give it to her like this. 795 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,388 Maybe you should. 796 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:36,558 [ms. Ross] no matter how much power any mortal achieves, 797 00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:39,996 she could still be humbled by something larger 798 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,031 and more powerful. 799 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:51,340 What about boarding school In switzerland? 800 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:53,075 I don't like Their politics. 801 00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:54,443 It's a neutral country. 802 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,578 There's no such thing. 803 00:41:57,315 --> 00:41:58,948 Take these home. 804 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,950 Why? I hate relish. Just take them. 805 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,652 Take something. 806 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:05,087 Lily? [sighs] 807 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,789 Coming! 808 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,090 Bye. 809 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:13,162 Did you really think You and josh-- 810 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,363 Oh, please! 811 00:42:14,432 --> 00:42:16,098 He lives in A different universe. 812 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:19,068 Could you really see me Talking football, 813 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:21,070 Watching spawn, 814 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:23,740 And translating sappy Love songs into french? 815 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:27,944 Yeah, I did. 816 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,615 Me, too. 817 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:39,255 I think my scalp's Starting to bubble. 818 00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:41,523 See, I like your haircut. 819 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,793 Makes you look sweet. 820 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:47,229 Like you were just... Hatched. 821 00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:49,832 Nice cover. [laughs] 822 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:56,605 Hey, look. 823 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:57,874 What? 824 00:42:57,942 --> 00:43:00,509 The wind. It stopped. 825 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,779 It did. 826 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,748 ♪ it feels like ♪ 827 00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:09,285 ♪ everything stays the same ♪ 828 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:14,957 ♪ when it looks like ♪ 829 00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:20,429 ♪ nothing's gonna ever change ♪ 830 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:29,071 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 831 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:32,675 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 832 00:43:32,744 --> 00:43:36,245 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 833 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:40,116 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 834 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:45,721 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 835 00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:53,696 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪